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Post by VR on Jun 26, 2016 8:16:53 GMT
GRETNA GREEN | Sunday June 26 | As traffic on the North Bound section of the M6 Grinds to a halt with 50 mile tailbacks to Penrith, the Remain migration began this weekend. UNESCO is concerned about children spending so long in cars and being subject to the hours and hours of English dispassionate voices trying to sing 'o Flower of Scotland.' Meanwhile rental property prices in Auchtermuchty have tripled overnight and there are reports that the Jimmy Shand memorial has been defaced. Nicola Sturgeon is hastily seeking help from Merkal in providing umbrellas for the 'Jungle' Eng-E-lish refugee camp now being hastily constructed in Ecclefechan.
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Post by VR on Jun 26, 2016 8:17:20 GMT
MOTO M6 SOUTHBOUND | Sunday June 26 | Is reportedly overrun this morning with thousands of smiling Scots moving South to fill the job vacancies left by the Remain Scottish Migration. Hamish McAllistair , formerly of Carluke, whilst hastily applying sun screen to his legs below the kilt line and still wearing the sash his father wore, said "These stupid English Ba@&t^*s can keep the EU. I want mae aen jab and a mae aen hoose."
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Post by VR on Jun 26, 2016 8:17:45 GMT
THE FORTH BRIDGE | NICOLA STURGEON & ALEX SALMOND | Have issued a joint statement this morning saying "The Scottish people welcome with open arms our Eng-E-lish brothers and sisters. Our arms and hearts are open to you all. We love you. Join us in Scotland now and we shall remain in the EU together." The Welsh are reportedly bemused. Salmond, visibly spitting after he said the word Eng-E-lish said a midge had flew into his mouth.
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Post by VR on Jun 26, 2016 8:19:19 GMT
You know, the more I think about the English Remain Migrants moving to Scotland the more obvious a solution it becomes. For sure, we all might experience 'inversion' as the Scots move to take your English jobs, but hey ho, you will at least be in the EU still. I propose that the next government should provide free bus tickets and free umbrellas to the felt disenfranchised, and send them on their way to Glasgow, with kilts and lessons in disguising English accents. Go on Remainers....please consider moving to Scotland, where until the English subsidies stop, you can still get Free prescriptions, Free education, Free monitoring of your children and still be part of the EU. Your'e welcome.
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